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  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    j0z3r:
    sirfoster83:
    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
    The Beard abides, for it knows who the true believers are. Those without purity of faith in The Beard shall meet a final reckoning and will be cast down for all eternity.

    The awsomeness of Tim's beard when he walks outside after a rain is what creates rainbows ...if you could find the end you would find Tim's beard ...at BOTH ends ...
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,555
    sol1821:
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
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    Star Wars was a Long Long time ago.


  • lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
    The Beard has offered his services to plug the oil leak in the Gulf...... Obama has refused his services.

    Big mistake, Obama.
  • nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    Fourtotheflush:
    sol1821:
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
    image


    Star Wars was a Long Long time ago.


    In a galaxy far far away.

    (Que EPIC Music)
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    lilwing88:
    The Beard has offered his services to plug the oil leak in the Gulf...... Obama has refused his services.

    Big mistake, Obama.
    Operation Beard Kill
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Roy "Doc" Halladay throws a perfect game, he received his first ccom order today, who's his rep? "The Beard", in his package? A strand of "The Beards" beard hair, coincidence? I THINK NOT...history made...
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,507
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
  • KriegKrieg Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,068
    Just heard this one..."if the beard built a hedge maze, it would be responsible for more disappearances than the bermuda triangle". LOL
  • The SniperThe Sniper Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,910
    illinoisgolf99:
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
    Wow! For all its awesome power, it looks like The Beard is NOT immune to the effects of good scotch! LOL

  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,515
    The Sniper:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
    Wow! For all its awesome power, it looks like The Beard is NOT immune to the effects of good scotch! LOL

    that is tim, not the beard!
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Alex Williams:
    The Sniper:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles

    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
    Wow! For all its awesome power, it looks like The Beard is NOT immune to the effects of good scotch! LOL

    that is tim, not the beard!
    Yes I had 2nd thoughts after I posted lol
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,317
  • cholmes8310cholmes8310 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,585
    stephen_hannibal:
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    HAHA!!!! Awesome.... I love cyanide and happiness.
  • KriegKrieg Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,068
    If The Beard would ever misspell a word, it would then become the correct spelling of that word.
  • rwheelwrightrwheelwright Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,294
    I shaved part of my beard because it was tired of Tims Beard laughing at it.
  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,507
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Tim, is there any truth to the rumors that the next season of Survivor is set to take place in your beard? Confirm/Deny please...
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    lilwing88:
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    lol
  • The BeardThe Beard Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    The Beard:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
    This is too cool, we have been graced by "The Beard" to validate all of our observations of his greatness!
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    The Beard:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
    That is a great picture.....can you send me an original copy or a high quality electronic, this is just what the space on the wall above my humidors needs...
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    Tim, please teach this guy subtlety wins out over arrogance....smug fu**er



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  • LasabarLasabar Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,457
    lilwing88:
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    Stalk much?
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
    Lasabar:
    lilwing88:
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    Stalk much?
    Hey, don't blame me..... blame facebook!
  • These Filthy HandsThese Filthy Hands Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 455
    Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
  • sol1821sol1821 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 706
    Diamondog:
    The Beard:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
    That is a great picture.....can you send me an original copy or a high quality electronic, this is just what the space on the wall above my humidors needs...
    could see if waxingmoon could get it laser d into a draw for your humi for you ;)
  • LasabarLasabar Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,457
    These Filthy Hands:
    Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
    Tims beard won't return Spielberg's calls
  • DiamondogDiamondog Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    ccom, I'd like to request "Tim The Beard" shirts be made available for purchase...
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