A Call To Arms *** CMH AWARDED ON PAGE 11 ***
The Sniper
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Squadron... tench-HUT!
puh-RADE - REST!
Gentlemen, Ive called you all here this evening for a very special occasion.
I cannot tell you in public WHAT this mission is, WHERE the mission will take place, WHO the target is, or WHEN the operation will be launched.
What I CAN tell you is this is a black-ops, top secret mission of the utmost importance. I need THE FINEST volunteers this community has to offer, and it is an ALL-volunteer mission.
Idle chatter may be posted to this thread in order to confuse the target; however, if you believe you've got what it takes to join this mission, DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IDENTIFY YOURSELF by posting so much as a "pm sent" on this thread. Absolutely NO details of the mission are to be discussed publicly AT ANY TIME!
Volunteers will be taken on a case-by-case basis. You may volunteer to me thru PM to learn mission details so that you may make an informed decision on whether you want to join the team. Not all who volunteer may have what it takes to make the team; there is no shame in this.
Take the time to think carefully on your decision gentlemen - some of us will NOT be coming back from this mission. However, the impact of this mission WILL live forever, which means that YOU will live forever!
That is all gentlemen.
SQUADRON - tench-HUT!
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puh-RADE - REST!
Gentlemen, Ive called you all here this evening for a very special occasion.
I cannot tell you in public WHAT this mission is, WHERE the mission will take place, WHO the target is, or WHEN the operation will be launched.
What I CAN tell you is this is a black-ops, top secret mission of the utmost importance. I need THE FINEST volunteers this community has to offer, and it is an ALL-volunteer mission.
Idle chatter may be posted to this thread in order to confuse the target; however, if you believe you've got what it takes to join this mission, DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IDENTIFY YOURSELF by posting so much as a "pm sent" on this thread. Absolutely NO details of the mission are to be discussed publicly AT ANY TIME!
Volunteers will be taken on a case-by-case basis. You may volunteer to me thru PM to learn mission details so that you may make an informed decision on whether you want to join the team. Not all who volunteer may have what it takes to make the team; there is no shame in this.
Take the time to think carefully on your decision gentlemen - some of us will NOT be coming back from this mission. However, the impact of this mission WILL live forever, which means that YOU will live forever!
That is all gentlemen.
SQUADRON - tench-HUT!
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LMAO! ALL HAIL THE KEYBOARD CAT!
Maybe I can talk him into playing taps at the funerals of those who dont return from this mission! LOL
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Sir, Taps should only be played on a bugle Sir. But I believe he has a cousin that plays bugle Sir!The Sniper:LMAO! ALL HAIL THE KEYBOARD CAT!
Maybe I can talk him into playing taps at the funerals of those who dont return from this mission! LOL0 -
I bet the keyboard cat could program his keyboard to sound exactly like it but I agree - bugle or nothing except in times of dire emergency.The Kid:
Sir, Taps should only be played on a bugle Sir. But I believe he has a cousin that plays bugle Sir!The Sniper:LMAO! ALL HAIL THE KEYBOARD CAT!
Maybe I can talk him into playing taps at the funerals of those who dont return from this mission! LOL
And please, no more sir's - enlisted puke here, I work(ed LOL) for a living! :-)
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B Co. FS Heavy Combat Engineers are in.....0
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ENGINEERS CARRY THE LOAD!
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The Sniper:ENGINEERS BLOW THE LOAD!
Fixed it!0 -
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Yer mom's a man Warmack! LOLDSWarmack:The Sniper:ENGINEERS BLOW THE LOAD!
Fixed it!
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*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.
If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.
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No, no, no. Engineers tell the loadmasters what to load the truck with. {;-) The outdoors... they aren't air conditioned!The Sniper:ENGINEERS CARRY THE LOAD!
JDE
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The King is in the building!
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Well put.dennisking:BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM0 -
The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.
If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.
*** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***
In the words of Randy Macho Man Savage.......
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Or 'Oh f#%k, a tree!'Redtailhawkoz:The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.
If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.
*** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***
In the words of Randy Macho Man Savage.......
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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LOL, that snapped his Slim JimMarker:
Or 'Oh f#%k, a tree!'Redtailhawkoz:The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.
If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.
*** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***
In the words of Randy Macho Man Savage.......
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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After it happened I was talking to my sister who was a huge WWF fan back in the day. When she told me about it I instantly said 'Snap into an Oak tree!'0
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I've heard about this...
Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. Is that - is that what we're doin' here?
Harry Stamper: [under his breath] Rockhound. Rockhound: No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry.0 -
Thats why we're trying it again Perco. Now keep your voice down, this is supposed to be a SECRET mission, remember. Wiley might hear you... LOL
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*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.
Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.
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radio silence here sir ! you know how to contact me if more munitions are needed!The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.
Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.
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so its time to fire0
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supply drop headed to base station alpha0
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For those of us Air Force folk, that means put down the 7 iron and get your sh!t ready.The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.
Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.
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speakin of AF do they still serve lobster in the "dining" hall?skweekz:
For those of us Air Force folk, that means put down the 7 iron and get your sh!t ready.The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.
Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.
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The Kid:
speakin of AF do they still serve lobster in the "dining" hall?skweekz:
For those of us Air Force folk, that means put down the 7 iron and get your sh!t ready.The Sniper:*** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***
War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.
Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.
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When I was in, the buffet didn't have any lobster...at least, not on a regular basis.0 -
Been some years that Ive been out, but the only place I ever saw seafood in a dining hall was in deployed locations - and the people in those locations are definitely earning their meals!
LMAO @ the putting the 7 iron down comment! So sad, but so true... which it what makes it SO FUNNY! :-)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93AADd2Dpo
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