Tim's beard delivers cigars to the true believing BOTL who celebrate The Great Beard Day on Feb 2nd. Just leave an empty gar box on your porch and believe!
Heck yeah...you'll be seeing an empty box on my porch February 2nd!!!
isn't that Groundhog's Day?? Wait, Tim's beard IS the groundhog
Yes, The Beard actually dictates ALL of the seasons, but the media figured that would fuc.k with people's minds too much so they fabricated the Groundhog bullshi.t
I just have to say that I was watching some of the old CCOM videos and I love the oldschool Tim fu manchu and mutton chops he was rocking in the intro.
I honor of The Beard and since February 2nd is almost here I was thinking as a sacrifice to The Beard on that auspicious day, we should all change our avitar to The Beard.
I honor of The Beard and since February 2nd is almost here I was thinking as a sacrifice to The Beard on that auspicious day, we should all change our avitar to The Beard.
Tim's beard is so unique on a molecular level it has been declared a new Element. Beardium will now be added to the atomic chart and is the marvel of the scientific community. It is 10x stronger thanTitanium and heavier than depleted Uranium.
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