This is hilarious. I'm dissappointed neither Tim or Alex have commented on it yet.
Tim commented on it on page one. He even thanked us "from the bottom of his beard."
That was The Beard talking not Tim.
The Beard can, in fact, type 1,457 words per minute. The ligero hairs are of great help to this process - imagine having thousands of fingers - how fast do you think you could type?
Shares in Tim's beard will soon be available through an IPO. Computer trading programs are being rewritten and the value of each ligero hair will soon be evident. It is rumored that the beard will soon be valued at more than the GDP of 177 third world nations and it will be the basis of several of the worlds currency's
I orginally posted this under Beetles in my dreams but felt that I should respect The Beard & post it where it belongs. I keep a pic of The Beard hung above my humi and I now sleep sound every night knowing that The Beard stands guard. Waiting to destroy anyone or anything that comes close to my cigars. Not even I can come close to the humi anymore.
Punxstawney Phil gets all of his directions from The Beard. If The Beard want's 6 more weeks of winter, then damn-it, The Beard get 6 more weeks of winter.
I had a beard for a few months while I was in Afghanistan. As soon as my beard saw Tim's the picture of Tim's beard I had to shave it off because of the shame... No beard will ever match the glory that is Tim's beard
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