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The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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  • Cooper33Cooper33 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 168
    True story. The other night I was at a local bar and met this really hot chick. I invested about 140 bucks in her refreshments and thought for sure I'd score. Sure enough she soon asked me if I wanted to go back to her place. We stopped off at a gas station to pick her up some smokes, when suddenly Tim's Beard showed up and stole my girl. I was furious but then the Beard told me it was ok if I came along and filmed it. Later, when I got back home and watched the video I realized that Tim's Beard was the only thing the camera captured. Man, that is some beard.
  • nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
  • robbyrasrobbyras Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,487
    I'd like to add my Tim story. I ordered a sampler that had a substitution that was a pretty large step down. I shot Tim an email and he more than made up for it. On my next order he hooked me up with with TWO free sticks of the cigar that was left out of my sampler AND upgraded my shipping for free. From now on, every order is going through Tim. No question! I've received nothing but great service here and this is a prime example.
  • Cooper33Cooper33 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 168
    robbyras:
    I'd like to add my Tim's Beard story. I ordered a sampler that had a substitution that was a pretty large step down. I shot Tim's Beard an email and he more than made up for it. On my next order the beard hooked me up with with TWO free sticks of the cigar that was left out of my sampler AND upgraded my shipping for free. From now on, every order is going through Tim's Beard. No question! I've received nothing but great service here and his Beard is like Optimus Prime example.
    I had to fix this up a tad for this thread :)
  • robbyrasrobbyras Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,487
    HA! I didn't notice the "Beard" in the title until I typed everything out... by that point I was WAY too invested to delete it... thanks for the re-write!
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,378
    robbyras:
    HA! I didn't notice the "Beard" in the title until I typed everything out... by that point I was WAY too invested to delete it... thanks for the re-write!
    While you may have not noticed the Beard, the Beard has noticed you.
  • BStayerBStayer Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 318
    TatuajeVI:
    robbyras:
    HA! I didn't notice the "Beard" in the title until I typed everything out... by that point I was WAY too invested to delete it... thanks for the re-write!
    While you may have not noticed the Beard, the Beard has noticed you.
    I thought that went without saying...Tim's Beard is omniscient you know.
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    Yesterday I thought I saw Tim's beard at the mall, but it was only Elvis...
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    Did anyone else notice that Tim, and his beard are curiously missing from this discussion ? Perhaps they are off on some secret Government mission, or fighting crime in Gotham City, Oh where, oh where, can Tim and his beard be ?
  • JdoraisJdorais Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 653
    Tim's probably around, but The Beard in on a ski vacation in whistler. The Beard gave Tim clear instructions that it doesn't want to be bothered and to contact Him only in an emergency.
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    Jdorais:
    Tim's probably around, but The Beard in on a ski vacation in whistler. The Beard gave Tim clear instructions that it doesn't want to be bothered and to contact Him only in an emergency.
    aaah, It all makes perfect sense. Thanks for the update.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    When Tim's beard does speak, we listen!
  • KamelyonKamelyon Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 109
    The Godzilla movies are based on actual vacations Tim's Beard took to Tokyo.
  • denniskingdennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    They say that Tim's beard is actually hair shorn from a unicorn and that when the stars align correctly, it will transport the beards wearer to a mystical land full of fairies and unicorns, kinda like the Never Ending Story, only with virgin hookers.
  • HaysHays Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,262
    dennisking:
    They say that Tim's beard is actually hair shorn from a unicorn and that when the stars align correctly, it will transport the beards wearer to a mystical land full of fairies and unicorns, kinda like the Never Ending Story, only with virgin hookers and a never-ending supply of super-premium cigars
    There...fixed that for ya ;-)
  • denniskingdennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    Hays:
    dennisking:
    They say that Tim's beard is actually hair shorn from a unicorn and that when the stars align correctly, it will transport the beards wearer to a mystical land full of fairies and unicorns, kinda like the Never Ending Story, only with virgin hookers and a never-ending supply of super-premium cigars
    There...fixed that for ya ;-)
    Thanks Hay-dizzle
  • 24footjet24footjet Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 132
    Tim's beard is the reason no sasquatch bones have ever been found.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    Tim's beard and Chuck Norris's beard are best friends.
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    Tim's beard hairs are prized by diamond cutters world wide for thier ability to cut and polish diamonds.
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,317
    In the future Tim's beard will become two of the great races the "Wookiees" and the "Ewoks..."
  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    I heard CCOM was having a contest ...guess the number of hairs in Tim's Beard and win Cigar Of The Month membership free for life !!!
  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Tim's face didn't grow a beard ...Tim's beard grew a face ...
  • jsnakejsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    gmill880:
    Tim's face didn't grow a beard ...Tim's beard grew a face ...
    LMAO!!!!
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    This thread has been a oad of fun but where's Tim on all this?
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
    fla-gypsy:
    This thread has been a oad of fun but where's Tim on all this?
    Here's the official word from the man behind the Beard:
    timb:

    Thank you all from the bottom of my beard.  My beard is speechless.  I only hope my beard can live up to it's lofty expectations and continue to provide you all with hours of entertainment and of course, only the best customer service a beard can offer.

    Now I must go and comb my beard.  I don't just roll out of bed looking this good.

  • Cooper33Cooper33 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 168
    gmill880:
    I heard CCOM was having a contest ...guess the number of hairs in Tim's Beard and win Cigar Of The Month membership free for life !!!
    I'd have to say the total number of hairs in Tim's beard is: 1 or infinity. It's one or the other, hmmm. I'm going to go with 1, because you can't achieve the greatness that is Tim's Beard unless you work together. Tim's Beard is a perfect team.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    Cooper33:
    gmill880:
    I heard CCOM was having a contest ...guess the number of hairs in Tim's Beard and win Cigar Of The Month membership free for life !!!
    I'd have to say the total number of hairs in Tim's beard is: 1 or infinity. It's one or the other, hmmm. I'm going to go with 1, because you can't achieve the greatness that is Tim's Beard unless you work together. Tim's Beard is a perfect team.
    Tim's beard hairs are E Plurbis Unum. The US Mint stole it from the beard.
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,555
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,378
    jsnake:
    gmill880:
    Tim's face didn't grow a beard ...Tim's beard grew a face ...
    LMAO!!!!
    Winner!!
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    We cannot let this thread die yet. It has been one of the most entertaining and non controversial ones around. I know there are still some insightful Tim's beard truisms we have yet to uncover
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